Darling, You’re the Greatest Husband,
Any girl could wish,
You’re a chocolate-coated, so devoted,
Drop-dead-gorgeous Dish.
Yes ___________, tell me what I’d do,
Without you by my side,
Cos the list of things is so damn long,
I really can’t decide.
Yet you couldn’t change in any way,
To make you more unique,
Except perhaps your dirty undies,
More than once a week!
But I’ll always be your Loyal Loving Longer Lasting Fan!
You’re my Mister Macho, Most-Majestic,
Meaty, Mighty Man!