You’re funny, cool and clever and
The happy times You bring,
Could only mean one simple thing:
Uncle You’re ‘The King’!
You’re so wonderful to be with,
For your cheerful sense of fun,
It’s the laughs we have and jokes You tell
That make You No. 1,
And though You’re getting on a bit,
You’re still dead young at heart,
And I can’t believe You’ll ever be,
A miserable old fart!
So have a Happy Birthday,
Full of Chocolate Cake and Fizz,
And remember that You’re special and
‘The Best Unc’ that there is!